I heard that, the guy now in prison held for 6 months

heheheee

We made this clip from a very long time ago, either 7 or 6 years.
I dare you and your dad to do the same
enjoy the video:

I wish I have a super power that give me the ability to change my mind and body state!
for an example:
After waking up early morning and going to job and having my cup of tea and sitting behind my computer to start coding.
I close my eyes and start state control.
Then I choose the following states:
Mind : Sleeping for 8 hours.
Body : working normally as If am awake and able to work and talk to people.
after 8 hours a trigger is pulled and I back to the normal state.
and whats nice about this power is that I can remember every single thing I did from work and any discussions made!
Then I can leave to home very happy for sleeping another 8 hours!!!

Why humans cant have such powers??

My cosine Ali made this video using jibjab website!
its so fuckin hilarious!!!!
Thanx dude for making my day

I started to feel am getting old in age, life is getting boring everyday.
I may started to feel lonely and started to feel the need for a girl in my life.
I need some real descent relation in my life, that may be translated into marriage!!
I know am crazy but yeah marriage!!!
So whats next? start looking around for candidates!
reality hits here!!!
No candidates
Why?
I’m an average Jordanian Muslim guy, my family too. we are neither
rich or poor, we are in the middle, and being in the middle is so hard, you wanna
move up and forward and you cant look down, and you cant step back at any cost! even if the cost was marriage itself.
Honestly I cant marry Jordanian girl, cause she and her family will swallow me like if I was a panadol pill.
Truth hurts I know!
but Why not a girl from here? I will tell you why:
1- One of her parents if not both, are greedy.
was asking some girl what is the “MAHIR” your family requires?
she said maybe 3000 JD plus the “JHAZ and shitty stuff” , I felt am talking to some merchant owner! or you can say a prostitute!! yes prostitute sorry!!
2- 90% are narrow and old fashioned minded.
3- Shallowness.
4- Brain washed.
5-Incapable of making decisions.
Girls are 2 types, either a puppet or a master of other puppets!!!
6- Not welcoming the idea of salary sharing.
7- Most of them don’t have a goal in life or dreams but to get marry and have children!
8-they say they ambitions, but when you ask her what is your dreams, she just shut-up.
9-They want to live like their mothers and grand-mothers, they are not thinking to break the cycle and search for different life.
10-they dunno the meaning of adventures.
11-they want to be equal with men, they study go to universities and work as men, secure good positions and some times they own businesses, but when it comes to marriage, they hate equality , how ironic.
Believe me I have millions of other reasons!!

I was so crazy to think of marriage.
I came back to my mind and I will never think of it again!

My post does not apply for all girls, am not stereo typing here!
but majority are

I will appreciate sharing with me your thoughts.

Am so sick of being here living here everyday!! dealing with this shit on daily basis
dealing with nonprofessional people all the time! working with no quality people!!!
professionalism is missing from our life! in the street in work in the mall at any place you may go to!
customer service is just a word we speak!
day after day I become more disappointed about the whole situation here, I cant see any hope for the future
for this country to get better!!
as long as the majority here had no quality we will never change or get better!
for an example and believe me there are millions of them, if I started to talk I will never shut down!

Went to Reebok with my friend at Mecca mall to buy some stuff, so at the cache a girl working there told us that they are missing the serial number of this item so she cant provide us with price!!!
then with confidence she said please come tomorrow in order to have it we will have the price ready!!!
What the fuck r u talking about!!! come tomorrow! the item price is 75JD not 2JD from Abu 3abid store!!!
I told her noway we are coming back! call your stupid managers of you to get the price!!
then she said our HQ is at Dubai!!!
So what call them!!!
she found it easier for us to come tomorrow instead of calling her stupid managers at Dubai!!
fuck them man!! I regret the moment I went to buy something from there!

OK different story, recently am looking for a car, so I went to Opel to see their cars, while am there some of their cars does not seem like brand new, so I asked the guy working there,
are all cars here new or there are some used cars?
then he gave me the “Dawaween” look with the “dawaween” accent said “Inta sho ra2yak?!??!”
I replied am very sorry thanks for your support see you later.
he didnt even try to say anything and left away!

I worked in many companies in my life, and am wondering how the hell most of them secure good
titles and salaries!
the hell they don’t know what they doing!!! most of them have no quality and not even close to professionalism!
Am not asking for perfection but at least something normal!!!

here you cant work like normal people!! I really wish to have a real job someday with a real smart people,
people who are looking for change looking for future, not people living in a daily basis chaos!

If you want to eat at any restaurant here in Jordan either low or high class, service sucks all the time, from the moment you pace inside to the moment you leave

Seriously I don’t wanna live among this community no more,, I really dunno how to break through?
please don’t tell me to try to change it, cause its a hopeless case, it’s a lose-lose situation!

Am so sad it was destined for me to born and live here, am so sad!!
really this is enough

Where to go where to work and what is the best for you?
let me talk about myself here,
I studied Computer science as my major and banking and finance as a minor.
while studying at university you keep on dreaming that you will find the perfect job
directly after you finish as you carry a computer science degree!!!
then reality hits!!!
the Jordanian market is fully occupied with people holding the same degree, and the salaries scales are very low!
you get confused and lost, is it fair to work for 180JD ?? is this what I spent 4 years for?? just 180JD!!!
that is not enough for me to go and come back from work!!
was computer science the wrong major I went into??
then I decided to change my stream after reading books for months while sitting home, and all in vain!
sales sales sales we will pay you good, you will get extra money as you work harder, and you will meet with many people!
Thats good i guess, screw programming and all software companies who’s wanting to suck my blood!

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I was really impressed with this lecture specially how he end it!
Imagine urself dying soon would you come out with such a talk??
please watch it!